Rules to remember while driving in Kochi.

1) A vehicle never puts on its indicator before making a turn.

2) If a vehicle does put its indicator on, the driver is confused about which way to go.

3) If the red light comes on, honk. It helps.

4) If some body jumps a red light, follow the lead.

5) You’ll fail to notice the Khaki only when you have forgotten to take your license with you.

6) All traffic rules can be broken provided you have Rs 350 to give a cop, and a good tongue.
7) If the road looks like a ‘thode’, it probably is.