Newton in Romantic Mood….

Universal law
‘love can neither be created nor be destroyed;only it can transfer frm One girlfrnd to another girlfrnd with some loss of money”

First law
“a boy in love with girl continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy ,continue to be in love with him until or unless any external agent (brother or father of gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy;

Second law
“the rate of change of intensity of love ofa girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law
“the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping”